I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.