I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!