im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check