i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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