just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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