You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we're making bets on your personal life
this will be a night to untag.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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