Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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