i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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