Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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