I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special