Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.