Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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