I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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