my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.