Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.