You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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