watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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