oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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