i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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