so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You can make out without kissing
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I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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