Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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