Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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