i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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