what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Drunk is not a location!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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