if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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