Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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