i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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