Yo dont text me then not text me
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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