Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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