that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
