yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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