I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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