butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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