did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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