Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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