ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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