i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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