Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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