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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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