PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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