$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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