fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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