I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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