have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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