how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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