I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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