He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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