think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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