It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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