yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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