Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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