Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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