Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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