I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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