you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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