One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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