I'm gonna have a badass scar
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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