It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
being pregnant is like rehab
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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