There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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